hotdimsam:

Job interviewer: so what skills can you bring to the company
Me:…
Me:…
Me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via yelled)

semolavanpeltpan:

tithegirl:

shiips:

apolkadottedowl:

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

floacist:

iwishitwas1983:

I’m crying.

LMAOOOOOOOOO the screaming in the beginning

"mr. owl"
"oh jesus christ"
"please don’t give me that look"
"please don’t fly"

DYING omg

That owl is 30000000% done

every time this video graces me with its presence i feel obliged to reblog it

I would have loved to see his reaction if the owl had flown right back in the window.

The owl is so menacing omg

reblog forever because owls are both the best thing ever and beyond terrifying.

Hahahahaha!! I want 50 of them.

(Source: becausebirds, via readheadash)

laptopped:

"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via destructer)

muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

(via unpopuler)

burgrs:

im so worried about tall boys….be safe…be careful up there… maybe u should come down here and kiss me

(via refreshes)

trytomakemestay:

i understand that you cant stop miley but you need to

(via unpopuler)

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

(via gaysteamroller)